Meme post from meme player. How to farm solo rating!

Hi guys! You can hate me, you can envy me, but now I want to teach everyone how to get top places on leaderboard!
Im going to say all rules and real examples, but all names will be changed. I will say only about solo queue.
And yes! I dont ask you to use bugs and wintrade! You just need to know how its works!

For the begining you must to get few simple things how its work:
1. Ranked system hates you! All 2k+ players use any tricks! You are not allowed to win always even you are good player!
If you just queue and play you will stuck at 1300-1600 elo. For example I just qd my alt guardian as DPS and I stuck at 1500 elo.
It was enought for t-1 in first season, but not now. BTW s-1 was fair, but ppl started to cheat coz not enought noobs in que.
2. BW loves you! They understand that all top players use tricks and they understand why!
They always give them chance to get high rating, even with small pvp comunity. Thats why every season you need more and more rating to get tier-1.
Its not dependence how long is season! Believe me! All top places was taken at 3d month.
What do I mean? Every season you have some glitch! Remember backfils? Right! What was before it? Right! Alt+f4 and you dont lose elo.
They nerfed it at season 5 or 6, I dont remember... And what we can see now? Right! Backfils nerfed but alt+f4 returned.
Ok what if they nerf all ways to farm? All players will stuck at 1200 elo, and mass wintrade inc :P

OK lets start:
1. Delete all trolls and bads from friend list! Remember all guys with 700-900 elo are top players on alts.
Look at leaderboard from the end :D You will find all memes.
2. Add all good players to friends. You need to monitoring them, not their alts.
3. Never think that you are the best. I know alot of ppl who just play regs but they are really good.
4. Dont allow other ppl to monitor you! Always transfer and rename your chars!
5. Dont comunicate with others good players! Remember you are solo player! This part is rly hard for me :P
6. Decline all guild invites! Remember if guild master is pvp player he created guild only for himself! Not for you!
7. Never trust pvp guild masters! They want you in guild only for monitoring you! And if they have chance they will report you.
8. Be a good player! If you are bad nothing can help you. Even hard wintrade doesnt save you.

Now lets talk how ranked system forms teams. Im not sure but I have my 6 years experience. So its not random.
For example we have 8 players:
1. Starpamon 700 elo dps
2. Kaira 2900 elo dps
3. Luala 2700 elo dps
4. Hexis 900 elo dps
5. Pageriper 900 elo tank
6. Meme zerg 2600 elo dps
7. Snak shus 2200 elo tank
8. Oshay 1400 elo dps
Im sure fist team will summon Starpamon, Hexis, Pageriper, Oshay. Last one will be mad, others dont care. Ofc first team will be rekt.
Second team will summon high rated ppl (ill call em meme team). They will win and they will get +2 or +3 rating.
But they want more!
What if all low rated guys are alts of meme team? They que em first and wait the pop.
Starpamon, Hexis, Pageriper, Oshay are first low rated team have pop against decent but not meme team. Their opponents will simple players with 1500-1700 elo.
Now they are second high rated team. After that low rated team decline pop and all memes are in low rated team coz of backfil!
So now meme team will win decent team and will get +14 or +15 elo. Not double rating like 1 month ago but anyway. Decent team will lose 16 or 17 elo! And they will very mad!
How its possible to lose too much against high rated team? lol
And ofc if meme team gets synq fail they all Alt+f4.
What to do? Dont q if all memes online! Or if you have high enougth rating u can try to get place of memes alts! I like to do it btw.

Second example:
1. Kaira 2900 elo dps
2. Luala 2700 elo dps
3. Meme zerg 2600 elo dps
4. Nubrain 2300 elo tank
5. noname1 2150 elo dps
6. noname2 2200 elo dps
7. noname3 2100 elo dps
8. Tiretana 2800 elo tank
In this situation ranked system will try to equal both teams. So Tiretana will get all nonames in team. So Tiretana must to qdodge Nubrain!

Third example (same tanks but dps have no so much elo):
1. Kaira 2200 elo dps
2. Luala 2300 elo dps
3. Meme zerg 2250 elo dps
4. Nubrain 2300 elo tank
5. noname1 1800 elo dps
6. noname2 1400 elo dps
7. noname3 1500 elo dps
8. Tiretana 2800 elo tank
In this situation Tiretana will join memes and farm Nubrain. So Nubrain must to qdodge Tiretana.

If consider all players in solo q the system does not try to equal all! It try to form camp of losers and camp of winners.
Its like a balance between dark and light sides!
So if you are most rated of losers you will lose. If you are low rated loser but not thrower and trying to win you will farm elo.
And if you are most rated winner you will lose rating if you are only one in q with same rating. Thats why no reason to play fair if u get top place.
If you see top player in q you must be sure that he has thower or wintrader in q. If he has not he will lose rating.
If you see top player on stream its your chance! Just q and farm! He cant wintrade when streaming. But be sure next 2 days he will wintrade without stream.

And last thing. If you lose 1 game never suppose you can win second! Just analyze in what camp you are atm. Wait when situation with camps will change. Qdodge! And monitor memes.

May the Force serve you well